NAHA?
Ieu mah beja ti kang Ali Nurdin, cenah aya ustad di Akherat protes ka malaikat pedah kapiheulaan asup ka surga ku supir metromini.
U: malaikat, naha kuring bet pandeuri sedeng supir tiheula?
M: Ente mun khotbah sok panjang, batan mustami inget ka Allah malah malolor. sedeng si supir mun ngajalankeun metromini sok ngebut jadi panumpangna areling ka pangeran.
SAPI JEUNG HAYAM
Hiji waktu sakadang hayam sayur curhat k skdng sapi perah. Hayam: duh sapi asa kie2 teing nasib teh ku dunungan rajeun teh d paraban pdhlmah rek d peuncit urang teh
Sapi perah: masih mending d pencit mah langsung paeh t ngabatin jiga urang
Hayam: naha ngabatin naon sapi
Sapi perah: heuuh urang mah kudunungan d rangsang d rangsang w ungal isuk ari d pake hante
KUTIL LAIN SIH?
aya nu torek jeung nu torek............
ari nu hiji dina lengeuna aya kutilan.......
ceuk nu hiji deui teh ngmg kieu......
''eyyyyyyyyy aya kutilan dina lengeuna''.......
ngajawab''nu boga kutil teh.....
''naon da ieu mah kutil''............
ngajawab nu nya na teh...........
''Ohhhhhhhhhh Sugan teh KUTIL""........
eunggeusan weh............
DONAT LOL
Sate apa yg buLat?
SateLah dfkir2 d0nat,
Fanta apa yg buLat?
Fantadi d0nat,
Nasi apa yg buLat?
Nasia teh b0do2 teuink,d0nat2..
SUNDA TO ENGLISH
Beak dengkak = ran out of split
Katempuhan buntut maung = taking responsibility for tiger tail
Nugelo anyar = newcomer crazy man
cilaka duabelas = accident twelve
talak tilu = divorce three
ketuk tilu = knock three
jeungjeriheun = urination traffic
Slam-dunk = banting-kecebur
as strong as possible = sakaterekebek
one by one = r...enced
jaman tai kotok dilebuan = The Age of Chiken's Shit Covering by Ash
Singsireumeun............
Sing=muga-muga: Hopefully
Sireumeun=saperti sireum/jiga sireum: like ants
janten kirang langkung singsireumen teh :hopefully like ants
ojeg = ongkos ngajegag ---> the cost for opening your leg
Cisaat = waterless
Ciawi = bamboo water
nongtot jodo= stick out match
jauh panenjoan= long vision
Ieu mah beja ti kang Ali Nurdin, cenah aya ustad di Akherat protes ka malaikat pedah kapiheulaan asup ka surga ku supir metromini.
U: malaikat, naha kuring bet pandeuri sedeng supir tiheula?
M: Ente mun khotbah sok panjang, batan mustami inget ka Allah malah malolor. sedeng si supir mun ngajalankeun metromini sok ngebut jadi panumpangna areling ka pangeran.
SAPI JEUNG HAYAM
Hiji waktu sakadang hayam sayur curhat k skdng sapi perah. Hayam: duh sapi asa kie2 teing nasib teh ku dunungan rajeun teh d paraban pdhlmah rek d peuncit urang teh
Sapi perah: masih mending d pencit mah langsung paeh t ngabatin jiga urang
Hayam: naha ngabatin naon sapi
Sapi perah: heuuh urang mah kudunungan d rangsang d rangsang w ungal isuk ari d pake hante
KUTIL LAIN SIH?
aya nu torek jeung nu torek............
ari nu hiji dina lengeuna aya kutilan.......
ceuk nu hiji deui teh ngmg kieu......
''eyyyyyyyyy aya kutilan dina lengeuna''.......
ngajawab''nu boga kutil teh.....
''naon da ieu mah kutil''............
ngajawab nu nya na teh...........
''Ohhhhhhhhhh Sugan teh KUTIL""........
eunggeusan weh............
DONAT LOL
Sate apa yg buLat?
SateLah dfkir2 d0nat,
Fanta apa yg buLat?
Fantadi d0nat,
Nasi apa yg buLat?
Nasia teh b0do2 teuink,d0nat2..
SUNDA TO ENGLISH
Beak dengkak = ran out of split
Katempuhan buntut maung = taking responsibility for tiger tail
Nugelo anyar = newcomer crazy man
cilaka duabelas = accident twelve
talak tilu = divorce three
ketuk tilu = knock three
jeungjeriheun = urination traffic
Slam-dunk = banting-kecebur
as strong as possible = sakaterekebek
one by one = r...enced
jaman tai kotok dilebuan = The Age of Chiken's Shit Covering by Ash
Singsireumeun............
Sing=muga-muga: Hopefully
Sireumeun=saperti sireum/jiga sireum: like ants
janten kirang langkung singsireumen teh :hopefully like ants
ojeg = ongkos ngajegag ---> the cost for opening your leg
Cisaat = waterless
Ciawi = bamboo water
nongtot jodo= stick out match
jauh panenjoan= long vision
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